Mamata : The Duarte March

Mahatma Gandhi carried out the Dandi March to protest against the British governement and Mamata Banerjee is about to embark on the Durate March to protest against the Indian government.

We talk about the Duarte Scale. You may ask what is the Duarte Scale? Well it is the scale on which we measure bhaat or nonsense. In short it is the bhaat scale. It ranges from 0 - 10. Zero being the least bhaat and 10 being the best bhaat ever!

Therefore, as Mamata Banerjee preapres to march into the Capital city in protest, we have decided to proudly confer the title of "Duarte March" on the effort of the CM and decided to make an attempt to rate it on our Duarte Scale.

Evidence:

1. Every one knows that the CBI investigation into the Sarada scam is ordered by the Supreme Court.

2. The investigation has been on going from the UPA government tenure and not the NDA.

3. The investigation is part of an effort to unearth the truth of the matter and not a BJP - led "political vendetta".

4. More and more TMC senior leadership is trying to abandon a preposterous idea.

5. The protest rallies are increasingly reducing in followers and duration.

6. The case is supported by the likes of JD(U), DMK, BSP, etc. who are also deeply mired in corruption charges and misappropiation of funds.

7. Four TMC leaders have already been arrested for involvement in the scam.

8. Sudipto Sen has provided CBI with documentary evidence against the accused.

9. CBI has proof against Madan Mitra in relation to the scam.

10. Madan Mitra has openly encouraged TMC supporters to invest in the Ponzi scheme.

Rating Process:

Protestation of innocence in the face these evidences (and more) is a mere wolf in sheep's clothing. It is all a farce. An effort to divert the populace from gross example of corruption and lack of governance by playing the victim to evoke unwarranted sympathy (as if that is even possible).

Duarte Score:

10 - the best ever bhaat!